so i was drunk and...

i'm not drunk.

but today, my cousin and i were reminiscing over people's people's drunken stories.

some highlights of people's drunken escapades:

the first drunk
drunk #1 pre-parties, goes to a bar, and ends up getting kicked out before even walking into the bar because he almost got in a fight outside after he started punching a pole with his fist.

drunk #1 and his friend try to go back to #1's apartment - but alas, no key! they try to walk to the friend's apartment. drunk #1 says "i know a shortcut!" and the friend actually followed him.

after awhile they realize they are lost. drunk #1 goes off to the side to pee. his friend turns away for a second, looks back, and drunk #1 is nowhere to be found. fast forward and the drunk wakes up, as he's walking near a hospital. later someone calls his friends from his phone and let him know that he had left his phone in the hospital. he was sleepwalking - or drunkwalking i suppose - and had walked more than a few miles and in and around the hospital without realizing it.

the second drunk
drunk #2 is dancing with a girl, stops, and says to her "you're fucking ugly"
and walks away.

(apparently she wasn't very good looking and he didn't realize it at first until the beer goggles came off).

the third drunk
drunk #3 is in tahoe at a bar. he sees the framed bartenders' licenses hanging up on the wall. he actually takes one of them down, unscrews the back, slips out the license, and EATS IT. he then proceeds to put the frame back up.

as they drive home, drunk #3 continually sticks his head out the window and hollers at girls. it must be said that drunk #3 does not really get drunk - he's pretty tame most of the time. that night obviously was different.

later, they're back at the rented house. drunk #3 starts to act out wrestling moves - all by himself and continues to do so, as his friends stand there and watch.



happy drinking!

you better watch yo' self.